I repeat everything the media says about President Trump, because he made a lot of money and I hate money because I don't have any.
And he doesn't believe in global warming so he is obviously evil. Too much air will kill us all and he will not stop its prolifeatheration!
And just say no to cow toots! Enjoy a fat juicy mealworm instead - Delicious!
And oil power is very bad, except for Al & Leo's private planes, navy subs that spy on Evil Russians and my plastic squeak toys.
We must make a sacrifice for Gaia, like the windmills that keep beheading my friends and bring us closer to our Muslim brothers. BWRAAAAK!